Susan Storm: Guys we have a problem! He's here!
Reed Richards: Sue get out of there!
Susan Storm: Why are you trying to destroy us?
The Silver Surfer: I have no choice.
Susan Storm: Thereâ€™s always a choice.
The Silver Surfer: Not Always!
Susan Storm: I understand. I'm not angry.
Reed Richards: Good.
[turns around starts to walk away. Steps into an invisible force field]
Susan Storm: I'm not finished yet!
Reed Richards: [turns around, speech is muffled by the force field] Please continue.
Reed Richards: [to Johnny] Your encounter with the surfer has effected your molecules. It could cause you to temporally switch powers.
Ben Grimm: Need a volunteer?
Johnny Storm: [after Ben touchs Johnny, he clicks fingers and plays with flames while Johnny is looking at himself as the thing] Oh my God! Come On!
All that you know, is at an end.The Silver Surfer
Susan Storm: [to Reed] I'm so hot for you right now.
Johnny Storm: [Sarcastically] Me too!
Reed Richards: [seeing the Silver Surfer in the distance] Johnny.
Johnny Storm: I just bought this tux.
What the fuck is this shit?Kelly
Matt: But then Samnang won't get his money!
Kelly: It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!
Okay, people, let's make some fuckie fuckie.Kelly
Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
Danielle: Because I didn't want to! Because I loved the way you looked at me. You don't understand how hard...
Danielle: Fuck you.
Matthew: Why are you doing this?
Danielle: Isn't that what you want? To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel? So this is what you really think of me.
Karate Guy in Porno: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.