You guys here for the suck-fest?Motel Owner
I'm pooping!Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[repeated line] What the fuck, man?Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Can't you just give me a pitty fuck?Deputy Trudy Wiegel
[after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?Drug Lord's First Hostage
I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Your watch is stuck in my pubes.Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Deputy Travis Junior: I just had the weirdest dream
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
[hits a porto-potty]
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: [looking back] Noone was in it.
Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.Deputy Travis Junior
Legalize itDeputy Clementine Johnson
There's no "immunity" to bullets!Jeff Spoder
Yeah. I hope you boys have learned as much from me this year as I've learned from you. You've taught this city how to trust the soul of a man rather than the look of him. And I guess it's about time I joined the club.Coach Yoast