Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?Hermione
Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!
Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Sid: Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am.
Elle: It's a thrill to be here.
Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.
Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.
Write a bill, Britney.Timothy McGinn
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.Emmett
Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.Rep. Rudd
Your dogs are gay!Dog Spa receptionist
Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.Elle