Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?


Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!

Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Sid: Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am.
Elle: It's a thrill to be here.

Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.

Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.

Write a bill, Britney.

Timothy McGinn

Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.


Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Rep. Rudd

Your dogs are gay!

Dog Spa receptionist

Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.


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