Get out of the FUCKING HALL, police!David Mills
Somebody call somebody.California
If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.William Somerset
John Doe: Don't ask me to pity those people. I don't mourn them any more than I do the thousands that died at Sodom and Gomorrah.
William Somerset: Is that to say, John, that what you were doing was God's good work?
John Doe: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
[reading John Doe's journal] On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.William Somerset
If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.William Somerset
Become vengeance, David. Become wrath.John Doe
David Mills: Honestly, have you ever seen anything like this?
William Somerset: No.
It seems that envy is my sin.John Doe
William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "the world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
David Mills: What do you got?
William Somerset: Dead dog.
John Doe: I didn't do that.
I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?David Mills