[on Willie] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.Indiana Jones
Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing.
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!
Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!
Shorty, where's my razor?Indiana Jones
It wasn't me! It's her!Short Round
Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just ... stand against the wall, will ya?
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.
Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!Short Round
[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?Kao Kan
Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.
Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.Shaman of Maypore