Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
Chattar Lal: My misunderstanding.
Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.Chattar Lal
Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.Eel Eater
Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?
I should say you look rather lost, but then I can't imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home.Chattar Lal
I'm very little! You cheat very big!Short Round
Willie: You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones: Um, no. Do you?
Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones: I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?
Willie: What do you mean "tag along." Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.
Indiana Jones: Oh, yeah?
I can't go to Pankot! I'm a singer!Willie
Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.
Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!Indiana Jones