Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.Ben Stone
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.Jonah
Fuck you hormones!Ben Stone
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
[during earthquake] FUCK ME!Ben Stone
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.Pete
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.Jason
[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?Debbie
[to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and fuck each other.Debbie
Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.