Marlin: Wow.
Coral: Mmm.
Marlin: Wow.
Coral: Mm-hmm.
Marlin: Wow.
Coral: Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful.
Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh?

...and it was like wicked dark down there. How's it going Bob?...


Darla: I'm a piranha! They're in the Amazon!
Dentist: And a piranha is a fish, just like your present!

Marlin: The water is half empty!
Dory: Hmmm. Really? I'd say it's half full.

...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"


There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...


Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?
Marlin: Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
Bruce: Oh. Okay...
Anchor: Denial.

Bruce: So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late?
Marlin: Nothing, we're not doing anything, we're not even out.
Bruce: Great! Then how would you little morsels like to come to a little - a little get-together I'm having?
Dory: You mean like a party?
Bruce: Yeah, that's it, a party! What do you say?
Dory: Oh, I love parties! That sounds like fun.

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.


Marlin: You know what? I was right. We'll start school in a year or two.
Nemo: No, dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean...
Marlin: Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are.

You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.


Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale.

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