...you do this thing... it's so cute I wanna kill myself.Ben
You can't lose something you never had.Andie
At what point do you say to yourself, "I'm counting on you to be the one, and I have no fall back plan."Lindsey Meeks
That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.Ben
Hey ump, get off your knees. You're blowing the game!Stephen King
[helping sick Lindsay into pajamas] I won't look, I promise. Okay, I looked.Ben
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
Ben: This is odd, it never happened before.
Al: You're havin' a stroke. Good!
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Lindsey Meeks: Wow, you have quite a little group here.
Ben: Well, it's my summer family.
Ben: You're gonna get arrested!
Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets!
Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field? Wait, you've gotta tell me... was it spongy?
Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.
Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?