Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Lucy

Who wants to play with Willy?

Willy

White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.
[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]
Edward: I think I've been there before.

Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

Coach Bud Kilmer

It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

Billy Bob

Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

Bud Kilmer

It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

Bud Kilmer

A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Billy Bob

[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to *ass* you a question.

Charlie Tweeder

Charlie Tweeder: Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance?
[Tweeder dances]
Charlie Tweeder: You know what it's called?
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: The new Tweeder end zone dance.

Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
[looks up]
Charlie Tweeder: What?

Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!

Charlie Tweeder

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