Sometimes you just gotta say "what the heck."

Joel's Father

Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute.
Miles: Fuck you.

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.

Miles

[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!

Joel Goodson: So is this Guido guy... he's your manager?
Lana: That's right.
Joel Goodson: Or a pimp?
Lana: Now that's quick Joel. Have you always been this quick, or is this something new?

[in his dream] Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.

Joel's Mother

[to Joel] Are you ready for me... Ralph?

Lana

Say "what the fuck" ... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Miles

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles

College women can smell ignorance... like dog shit.

Joel Goodson

[about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.

Jackie

Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.

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