Trudeau: McClane, I know how you must feel.
John McClane: I wanted to help those people tonight. I was pretty goddamn useless.

Carmine Lorenzo: Lorenzo, Terminal Police. You want something, you got it.
John McClane: This is it? One fucking platoon?
Grant: One crisis, one platoon. Who are you?
John McClane: John McClane.
Grant: McClane, you showed some balls out there, man.
John McClane: Yea.

[to Al] Take that fucking Twinkie out of your mouth...

John McClane

Morgue Worker: Hey. You're supposed to do that at the morgue.
John McClane: Not anymore. Got a new SOP for DOA's from the FAA.

John McClane: What do you say, Marv?
Marvin: I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess.

Where's the fuckin door?

John McClane

Marvin: So you like that one huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it?
John McClane: How 'bout I let you live?
Marvin: Man sure knows how to bargain.

Holly McClane: They told me there were terrorists at the airport.
John McClane: Yeah, I heard that too.

Grant: Too bad, McClane. I kind of liked you.
John McClane: I got enough friends.

John McClane: I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all.
Grant: Oh, you were right about me. I'm just your kind of asshole.

Grant: You're the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: Story of my life.

Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?

John McClane

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