[talking to himself] Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.John McClane
John McClane: Is the building on fire?
Sergeant Al Powell: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.
Big Johnson: Just like fuckin' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Little Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.
Ginny: Woah. That guy looks *really* pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane: He's still alive.
Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.Hans Gruber
Welcome to the party pal.John McClane
Hans Gruber: You *can* unlock the vault, can't you?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.Theo
Holly Gennero McClane: I have a request.
Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly Gennero McClane: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Sergeant Al Powell: Heh. They're for my wife.
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.John McClane
They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.Dwayne T. Robinson