Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
FBI Special Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
FBI Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.FBI Agent Johnson
Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.John McClane
[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...John McClane
[evil smile] Shoot the glass.Hans Gruber
The fire has been called off my friend. So you might as well come out and join the others. I promise I won't hurt you.Tony
But remember that we have planned everything to the last detail. We are completely in change.Hans Gruber
We are prepared to go any way you make us. When we have achieved our aims you can either walk out of here... or be carried out. Decide now, each of you.Hans Gruber
I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.Hans Gruber
Sergeant Al Powell: In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge.
Dwayne T. Robinson: How do you know that?
Sergeant Al Powell: A hunch, things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID.
Dwayne T. Robinson: Jesus Christ, Powell, he could be a fucking bartender for all we know.