I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.

Worm

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

In "Confessions of a Winning Poker Player," Jack King said, "Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career." It seems true to me, cause walking in here, I can hardly remember how I built my bankroll, but I can't stop thinking about the way I lost it.

Mike McDermott

Are you satisfied now, Teddy? Because I can keep busting you up all night if you like.

Mike McDermott

The game is no limit hold 'em. The Cadillac of poker.

Mike McDermott

Why do you think your moves are so grand and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit!

Worm

It's like the nature channel... you don't see Piranhas eating themselves, do you?

Mike McDermott

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Mike McDermott

Want a cookie?

Teddy KGB

That's a position raise, I call.

Teddy KGB

Taki: What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?
Zizzo: Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you've played.
Taki: Fuuc you... fuck you...
Zizzo: Fuck Me? Fuck You!

I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin' about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage.

Mike McDermott

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