Rocco Dillon: Any last words before I throw you off?
Jane Spencer: Yes. Don't do it.

They're going to blow that place sky high. It'll be a tragedy. Unless it's during a dance number.

Frank Drebin

Princess Leia: I hope you know what you're doing.
Han Solo: Yeah, me too.

Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks in it! This is more like gruel! And this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What do you think we are, animals?

Frank Drebin

Obi-Wan: You don't know that. Even Yoda cannot see their fate.
Luke: But I can help them! I feel the Force!
Obi-Wan: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the Dark Side of the Force.

Ed Hocken: We heard about you and Jane.
Frank Drebin: Jane, Jane. That name will always remind me of her.

Yoda: You must not go!
Luke: But Han and Leia will die if I don't.

Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again.

Frank Drebin

[to Han] Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.

Princess Leia

Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.

Frank Drebin

Papshmir: My people are very upset.
Muriel Dillon: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.

Han Solo: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.
Princess Leia: I take it back.

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