Merrill: Good enough for me.
Graham Hess: Me too.
Tracy Abernathy: I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?
Graham Hess: I suppose it would depend on its usage.
Tracy Abernathy: How about "John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara"?
Graham Hess: It's a curse.
Tracy Abernathy: Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times.
I can't be sure, but I got the distinct feeling that it wanted to harm me.Graham Hess
Don't open my pantry, Father. I found one of them in there and I locked him in.Ray Reddy
It's not contaminated, you don't even know what that word means.Morgan
You'll lose the signal.Merrill
Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.Graham Hess
Graham Hess: Don't touch him. Give him a minute.
Graham Hess: Give him a second.
Graham Hess: Don't touch him.
Graham Hess: Don't... Don't.
Morgan: Dad? What happened? Did someone save me?
Graham Hess: Yeah, baby, I think someone did.
That's why he had asthma. It can't be luck. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed. No poison got in. No poison got in. His lungs were closed. His lungs were closed.Graham Hess
I think God did it.Morgan
Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like 30 now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it 25 years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
Graham Hess: Its just static, Morgan. Frequency.
Morgan: It's a code.
Bo: Why can't they get girlfriends?
This is exactly what the nerds want...Merrill