Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?

Sidney Deane

Sidney Deane: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the fucking air.
Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. BILLY HOYLE. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy?
Billy Hoyle: I don't know.
Sidney Deane: Then you're a chump.
Billy Hoyle: I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't my name.

Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

Sidney Deane

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Sidney Deane

You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked.

Sidney Deane

Peter Parker: I don't know what to do...
Aunt May: I'm sure you'll find it within yourself to do the right thing.

Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.

[handing Peter her wedding ring] Your Uncle Ben gave me this ring when he proposed to me. Use it to make her yours...

Aunt May

Spidey, love the new outfit. Give me some of that web action.

Eddie Brock

Harry Osborn: You knew this was coming Pete!
[punches wall,looks around]
Peter Parker: I didn't kill your father!
[dodges punch]
Peter Parker: He was trying to kill me! He killed himself!
Harry Osborn: [pulling down wall] Shut up!

This man killed my uncle, and he's still out there!

Peter Parker

Peter Parker: Remember Ben Parker?
Flint Marko: What does it matter to you anyway?
Peter Parker: Everything!

FREE Movie Newsletter