Johnny Truelove: Oh, suck my cock.
Angela Holden: Tried that already, it didn't quite work.

Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?
Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

Johnny Truelove: You ever have that dream: the one where you did something... You don't know why, but you can never go back?

Zack Mazursky: I would NEVER rat you guys out.
Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that man.

Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.

Julie Beckley

Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: Polo
Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo
[they kiss]

Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.
Julie Beckley: That's hot.
Zack Mazursky: It's ok. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.

Man... I'm sweating like George Bush on Judgment Day


Dan: Look, you don't really see other kids coming up to my car, Drey, to talk to me it's uh- I'm your teacher, not your friend. Why don't you go play with other kids your own age? I'm just trying to be alone.
Drey: Then be alone, then, asshole.
Dan: [rolls up his car window] Bitch.

'Cause being a nazi's just not cool anymore, baby.


Dan: One thing doesn't make a man.
Drey: [softly laughing]
Dan: What?
Drey: One thing doesn't make a man?

Dan: Knock, knock.
Drey: Who's there?
Dan: The Interrupting Cow.
Drey: The Interrupting Cow, who?
Dan: [realizing he's blown the joke] ... Moooooo.
Drey: [laughing] That was horrible!

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