Don't call me "man."

Vera Webster

General Zod: This "super-man" is nothing of the kind; I've discovered his weakness.
Ursa: Yes?
General Zod: He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people.
Ursa: Like pets?
General Zod: I suppose.
Ursa: Sentimental idiot!

Crude noisemaker.

General Zod

I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.

Clark Kent

Ursa: [watching an Army helicopter] Look. They need machines to fly.
General Zod: What bravery. Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss.

Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.


I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

General Zod

Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.

So this is planet Houston.

General Zod

How big are you... um... how tall are you?

Lois Lane

Superman: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.
Lois Lane: [laughs] You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!

Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.

Lex Luthor

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