Steve Rogers: [relieved] Nick Fury, you son of a bitch!
Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Ultron: Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...
Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark: It'll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevators not worthy.
Maria Hill: [from trailer] All set up boss.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I'm sure.
You didn't see that coming?Pietro Maximoff
That's not testifying, that's filibustering.Judge
Ruben: Why are their eyes so big?
Walter Keane: Eyes are the windows to the soul!
Get out of my house! My big house!Walter Keane
Sweep the gutters before the taste police arrive.Ruben
Walter Keane: Would you rather sell a $500 painting, or a million cheaply reproduced posters?
Walter Keane: See, folks don't care if it's a copy.
Jimmy: Meet your groomsmen!
Doug Harris: These guys can not be my groomsmen. It looks like the entire cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists!