
Quotes
You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.
Lane Iverson
Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.
Chuck Porter
Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?
Corey Taft
In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.
Corey Taft
The important thing about that freedom train, is it's got to climb mountains. We ALL have to climb mountains, you know. Mountains that go way up high, and mountains that go deep and low. Yes, we know what those mountains are here at Glide. We sing about them.
Reverend Williams
Maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it no matter what.
Christopher Gardner
Christopher: What are you doing?
Christopher Gardner: Paying a parking ticket.
Christopher: ... But we don't have a car anymore.
Christopher Gardner: Yeah, I know...
This part of my life is called "internship."
Christopher Gardner
[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness."
Christopher Gardner
Homeless Guy #1: It's a time machine... I know it's a time machine...
Christopher Gardner: [narrating] This machine in my lap? It is not a time machine.
Hey, asshole! Are you all right, asshole?
Driver Who Hits Chris
[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This part is called "being stupid."
Christopher Gardner