[after letting Danielle out] I shall go down in history as The Man Who Opened a Door!

Leonardo da Vinci

I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once.


I will simply deny you the crown and live... forever!

King Francis

Darling, nothing is final 'til you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent

Go... catch a chicken.

Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent

I would rather die a thousand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!


My great-great-grandmother's portrait hung in the University up until the Revolution. By then, the truth of their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale. And while Cinderella and her Prince *did* live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they *lived*.

Grand Dame

Any choice is better than Spain!

Queen Marie

[half-asleep] Off... with his head...

King Francis

[to Danielle] I thought I was looking at your mother.


Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.


You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.

Leonardo da Vinci

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