I want to eat your brains... and gain your knowledge.

Doc Block

Pam: Is that cowboy wisdom?
Stuntman Mike: I'm not a cowboy Pam, I'm a stuntman.

There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.

Stuntman Mike

Dr. William Block: We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, "lose the arm?" My arm?

You want the story? Let me spin it for you quick.

Lt. Muldoon

Ladies, we're gonna have some fun

Stuntman Mike

THIS IS MY MECCA!

Fu Manchu

This car is 100% death proof, only to get the benefit of it honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat!

Stuntman Mike

Stuntman Mike: Do I frighten you?
[Arlene nods]
Stuntman Mike: Is it my scar?
Arlene: It's your car.

[Killer whales are menacing the adelies and Mumble perched on a buoy]
Ramón: They're making us appetizers!
Néstor: They're appe-teasing us! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, we're gonna die.

I don't care where you come from, that has got to hurt!

Ramón

STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!

Ramón

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