[watching the elephant seals]
Raul: I don't think they are penguin eaters, are they?
Ramón: I believe they are herbivores.
Raul: Uh?
Ramón: You know, kelp suckers!

Ramón: You know, chica chica, boom boom.
Mumble: You are not interested in chicas?
Ramón: You kdiding? Without us the chicas got no boom

Leopard Seal: Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup!
Ramón: Yeah, but first you gotta catch up!

Don't push me 'cause I am close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head

Baby Seymour

Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!


Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.

John Smith: You live with your mom, Eddie.
Eddie: [offended] Why would you bring her into this, she happens to be a first class lady!

John Smith: That left of yours is a thing of beauty.
Jane Smith: Mmm. You take it well.

Jane Smith: [dancing with John, he's just finished searching her for weapons] Satisfied?
John Smith: Not for years.

John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Jane Smith: Well, that would be bad because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.

I was never in the peace corps.

Jane Smith

John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

FREE Movie Newsletter