Banned for life. Wow! That's a long time.Darren MacElroy
They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.Chazz
Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.Chazz
My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it's named after.Chazz
I am never satisfied... it is a curse!Chazz
You put the bone in Zamboni.Chazz
Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!Chazz
Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.Chazz
Jimmy: I call top bunk!
Chazz: No, I already did.
Jimmy: No you didn't.
Chazz: Yes I did. In my mind.
Sorry I'm late. I was busy having sex. A lot.Katie Van Waldenberg
Jimmy: I see you got fat!
Chazz: I see you still look like a 15-year-old girl but not hot.