Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!


Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.

Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.

Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?


I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.


He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.


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