Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
Hi, you've reached Jimmy, if you can dream it, you can do it!Jimmy
Jimmy: Hey could you help me?
Little Kid: Strangers are danger.
Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.
Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!
Chazz: Are you an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bare.
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?
How'd it go with your lady? Carve up any ice... With your weiner?Chazz
I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.Hector
He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.Hector