Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.
I swear to god if you cut my head off...Chazz
You better not cut my head off!Chazz
I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.Hector
[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?Miranda Priestly
Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.Miranda Priestly
Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.Nigel
Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.
I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.Emily
Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.
Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.
A million girls would kill for this job.Emily