Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles.

I swear to god if you cut my head off...

Chazz

You better not cut my head off!

Chazz

I just wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

Hector

[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?

Miranda Priestly

Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.

Miranda Priestly

Other girls dream of working here. You merely deign.

Nigel

Andy Sachs: [seeing Nigel with a black gown] I love that! Will that fit me?
Nigel: A little Crisco and some fishing wire and we'll be in business.

I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight.

Emily

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

Miranda Priestly: ...You have no sense of fashion...
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on...
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn't a question.

A million girls would kill for this job.

Emily

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