It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.

Donkey

Donkey: I don't wanna die...! I don't wanna DIE! Oh sweet sister mother of mercy... I'm melting...! I'm MEEELTIIING!
Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

[trying to convince Shrek not to neuter him] Please, no, por favor, por favor, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother she's sick and my father he lives off the garbage. The king offered me much money and I have a little brother...

Puss-in-Boots

[running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!

Donkey

Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!

Donkey

Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!

Fairy Godmother

King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad, bad donkey!
Princess Fiona: It's okay, dad. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the tower.
Donkey: Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?

I told you ogres don't live happily ever after!

Fairy Godmother

I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.

Princess Fiona

Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man: Yes, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek: Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.

[to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.

Donkey

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

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