I'm a real boy!Pinocchio
[after drinking a beauty potion]
Donkey: I don't *feel* any different. Do I look any different?
Puss-in-Boots: You still look like an ass to me!
Hey, boss. Let's shave him.Puss-in-Boots
Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.Donkey
Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
I hate Mondays.Puss-in-Boots
The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.Shrek
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
Jack Sparrow: Er, Mr. Gibbs...
Jack Sparrow: I feel sullied and unusual.
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?Davy Jones
Will Turner: And then I intend to return here to marry you.
Elizabeth Swann: Properly?
Will Turner: Eagerly, if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already.
Jack Sparrow: How are we going?
Gibbs: Including those four? That gives us... four.