[narrating] Why was Harold talking to this man? This man... was an idiot; this man used words like "wibbly-wobbly" and "convo", and explained that trees were trees. Of course trees were trees; Harold knew that trees were trees.

Karen Eiffel

This might not mean anything to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy.

Harold Crick

Let's start with ridiculous and work backwards.

Dr. Jules Hilbert

Let me ask you this. On a scale of one to ten, what are the chances that you'll be assassinated - one being highly unlikely, ten being you're expecting it around every corner?

Dr. Jules Hilbert

Ana Pascal: Did you like the cookies?
Harold Crick: Yes. Thank you for forcing me to eat them.

You're invisible and you'd choose Space Camp?

Harold Crick

I may already be dead, just not typed.

Harold Crick

Like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.

Karen Eiffel

Little did he know. That means there's something he doesn't know, which means there's something you don't know, did you know that?

Dr. Jules Hilbert

Apology accepted. But only because you stammered.

Ana Pascal

Harold Crick: So, you are a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?
Ana Pascal: No. I'm just late.

Harold Crick: It's not schizophrenia! I just hear a voice in my head
Dr. Mittag-Leffler: It's schizophrenia

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