I don't need a nicotine patch, I smoke cigarettes.Karen Eiffel
It was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it.Ana Pascal
Karen Eiffel: [narrating] And so he did what countless punk-rock songs had told him to do so many times before: he lived his life.
Penny Escher: I will gladly and quietly help you kill Harold Crick.
Kay Eiffel: And this coming from someone who's never thought about leaping off a building.
Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.Karen Eiffel
Karen Eiffel: [narrating] Little did he know that this simple seemingly innocuous act would result in his imminent death.
Harold Crick: What? What? Hey! HELLOOO! What? Why? Why MY death? HELLO? Excuse me? WHEN?
[talking to Ana while holding a cardboard box with multiple small paper bags inside] I brought you flours.Harold Crick
[narrating] This is a story about a man named Harold Crick and his wristwatch.Karen Eiffel
You don't understand that this isn't a story to me, it's my life! I want to live!Harold Crick
Dr. Jules Hilbert: The thing to determine conclusively is whether you are in a comedy or a tragedy. Have you met anyone who simply might loathe the very core of you?
Harold Crick: I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me.
Dr. Jules Hilbert: Well, that sounds like a comedy!
You're my ambassador of quawn, man.Rod Tidwell
Jerry Maguire: I started talking to Dennis Wilburn about your re-negotiation this morning.
Rod Tidwell: Talking. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter... I smell all these fools. They are making the big sweet dollars. They are making the... quan, and you are talking.