Do you know what she has done to me? It's terrible! She has turned me into an honest man.

Fritz Wendel

My God! It's enough to drive a girl into a convent! Do they have Jewish nuns?

Sally

Ten words exactly. After ten it's extra. You see, Daddy thinks of these things. If I had leprosy, there'd be a cable

Sally

Of course, I may bring a boyfriend home occasionally, but only occasionally, because I do think that one ought to go to the man's room if one can. I mean, it doesn't look so much as if one expected it, does it?

Sally

Mayr tells Kost's fortune every morning, and it's always the same

Sally

In here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful!

Master of Ceremonies

So, you took on the whole Nazi party?

Sally

[singing] Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!

Master of Ceremonies

Outside it is windy, but inside it is so hot, every night we have ze battle to keep the girls from taking off all their clothing. So don't go away, who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!

Master of Ceremonies

The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!

Sally

I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.

Sally

Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an after dinner mint!

Brian Roberts

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