Borat Sagdiyev: What kind of car can I buy that attract woman with hairless vagine?
Car Dealership owner: That would be a Corvette.

He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Borat

[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.

Borat

Quick children, smash the Jew egg!

Borat

Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?

Pamela! I no find you attractive anymore! ... Not!

Borat

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

Borat

Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

Driving Instructor: In America, a woman can choose who she has sex with.
Borat: Whaaaaat?

We support your war of terror.

Borat

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat

[as he smothers his father] I would butcher the whole world if you would only love me.

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