Divine decadence darling!Sally Bowles
[singing] Life is a cabaret ol' chum so come to the Cabaret.Sally
Listen up, a-ca-ballers.Tommy
Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!Fat Amy
I'm willing to sign breasts!Bumper
I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.Fat Amy
Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.
The white girl is back.Kimmy Jin
The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.Justin
Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?Fat Amy
Chloe, your voice didn't sound Aguilerian at all!Aubrey