Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.
Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.Fat Amy
John: The bad boys of a cappella have just gotten badder!
Gail: Whoo! That's right, John, I'm gonna have to excuse myself to freshen up the downtown.
John: Can I help?
Benji: The Treblemakers. The rock stars of a cappella, the messiahs of Barden. Well, you know, not including athletes, frat guys, or actual cool people.
Jesse: Organized nerd singing? This is great!
Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.John
Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.Gail
Do you want to see a dead body?Lilly
Lilly: [Speaking louder than she normally does] I think I have something that could help us.
Fat Amy: Excuse me bitch, you don't need to shout.
I ate my twin in the womb.Lilly
You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.Fat Amy
Aubrey: We will practice, and I trust you will add your own cardio.
Fat Amy: Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio.
Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.