Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

HAL

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

HAL

It can only be attributable to human error.

HAL

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

HAL

Dr. Floyd: What's that? Chicken?
Dr. Bill Michaels: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

HAL

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

Kurtz

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.

Photo Journalist

Charlie don't surf!

Kilgore

You can either surf, or you can fight!

Kilgore

Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!

Lance

Oh man... the bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it.

Willard

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