You have to do the best with what God gave you.Mrs. Gump
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."Forrest Gump
Run Forrest! Run!Jenny Curran
Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
Hey, you wanna go feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?Frank
[scolding Billy in the hallway] Making fun of a kid for trying to read! Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?Veronica Vaughn
Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!Billy Madison
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.Billy Madison
[drunk, he sees a fake a penguin] It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole.Billy Madison
Billy-Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.Billy Madison
Billy Madison: [shouting] Where's my snack pack?
Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.