The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.


Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.


Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.


Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.

It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.


Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.


Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!

Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future?
Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation.
Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
Mike: Death.
Tony: Life of the party.
Mike: It's true.
Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.


Nothing like piling on old pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking.


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