You met me at a very strange time in my life.Narrator
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.Narrator
Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.Tyler Durden
Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?Narrator
I am Jack's broken heart.Narrator
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.Narrator
I am Jack's wasted life.Narrator
Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME! [voice-over] I'd like to thank the Academy...Narrator
[on support groups] It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.Marla Singer
Narrator: [pulls tooth out] Fuck.
Tyler Durden: Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.Narrator