Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

Ron Burgundy

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash

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