When it comes to relationships with women, I'm the winner of the August Strindberg Award.Isaac Davis
Years ago I wrote this short story about my Mother called "The Castrating Zionist"Isaac Davis
I can't express anger. That's one of the problems I have. I grow a tumor instead.Isaac Davis
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.Isaac Davis
Plus I'll probably have to give my parents less money. It'll kill my father. He's not gonna be able to get as good a seat in the synagogue. He'll be in the back, away from God, far from the action.Isaac Davis
It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.Yale
They probably sit around on the floor with wine and cheese, and mispronounce allegorical and didacticism.Isaac Davis
What are you telling me, that you're, you're, you're gonna leave Emily, is this true? And, and run away with the, the, the winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald emotional maturity award?Isaac Davis
I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.Isaac Davis
You know what you are? You're God's answer to Job, y'know? You would have ended all argument between them. I mean, He would have pointed to you and said, y'know, "I do a lot of terrible things, but I can still make one of these." You know? And then Job would have said, "Eh. Yeah, well, you win."Isaac Davis
It's brown water! I'm paying seven-hundred dollars a month, I got rats with bongos and a, and a frog and I got brown water here.Isaac Davis
Mary Wilke: I guess I should straighten my life out, huh? I mean, Donnie my analyst is always telling me...
Isaac Davis: You call your analyst Donnie?
Mary Wilke: Yeah, I call him Donnie.
Isaac Davis: Donnie, your analyst? I call mine Dr. Chomsky, y'know, he hits me with a ruler.