Detective John Kimble

Detective John Kimble: I have a headache. Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective John Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.


[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"

Detective John Kimble

Joseph: [to Phoebe] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe: [to Kimble] Well, I see you've covered the basics.

You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.


That which does not kill us makes us stronger - Friedrich Nietzsche

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I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!

The Wizard

Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult.

Black Lotus Street Peddler

Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

Thulsa Doom

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!


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