I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Julius Benedict

Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence. Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!

Vincent Benedict: [impressed with Julius's fighting abilities] You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.

Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.
Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

Vincent Benedict: Through the lips, over the gums...
Julius Benedict: Look out stomach! Here it comes!

Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!

Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?

If you're lying to me, I'll be back!

Julius Benedict

Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

Julius Benedict

Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.

Hi, you've just been erased.

WitSec Ops

Alright, I want his face all over this windshield.


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