Stan: How does it feel to be shot?
Michael: Don't hurt. That's what you wanna know. And how it's been, doing OK.
Stan: Yeah, same thing. Nothing's changed. I'm getting more ass than a toilet seat and Axel here, he's getting fatter than ever.

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.


Nick: I don't think about that much with one shot anymore, Mike.
Michael: You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.


You're so full of shit, you're gonna float away.


[to Emma] You don't have to be so right all the time you know, it's okay to make a couple mistakes.


You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.


Ammar: Please help me.
Maya: You can help yourself by being truthful.

[to detainee, angrily] Where was the last time you've seen bin Laden?


Joseph Bradley: How do you like Pakistan so far?
Maya: It's kinda fucked up.

I want targets. Do your fucking jobs. Bring me people to kill.


Dan: I need a favor.
Kuwaiti Businessman: Why I should help you?
Dan: Because we're friends.
Kuwaiti Businessman: You saying we are friends? How come you only call me when you help? But when I need something you are too busy to pick up the phone. I don't think we are friends.
Dan: All right, fair enough. How about a new V10 Lamborghini? How's that for friendship?

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