Can I be honest with you? I am bad fucking news. I'm not your friend. I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna break you. Any questions?

Dan

When you lie to me, I hurt you.

Dan

This is what defeat looks like, bro. Your jihad is over.

Dan

You know, I can always go eat with some other dude, hang you back up to the ceiling...

Dan

You can't run a global network of interconnected cells from a cave.

Maya

I'm going to smoke everyone involved in this op and then I'm going to kill Osama bin Laden.

Maya

[to Navy SEALs] Quite frankly, I didn't even want to use you guys, with your dip and velcro and all your gear bullshit. I wanted to drop a bomb. But people didn't believe in this lead enough to drop a bomb. So they're using you guys as canaries. And, in theory, if bin Laden isn't there, you can sneak away and no one will be the wiser. But bin Laden is there. And you're going to kill him for me.

Maya

I'm the motherfucker who found this place, sir!

Maya

I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I'm empty! I have nothing!

Tiffany

Pat: You look nice.
Tiffany: Thank you.
Pat: Oh, I'm not flirting with you.
Tiffany: Oh, I didn't think you were.
Pat: I just see that you made an effort, and I'm gonna be better with my wife. I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do now. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?

Pat: How old are you?
Tiffany: Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.

Nikki's waiting for me to get in shape and get my life back together. Then we're going to be together.

Pat

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