Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.

Pat

Tiffany: Hey!
Pat: What the fuck? I'm married!
Tiffany: So am I!
Pat: What the fuck are you doing, your husband's dead!
Tiffany: Where's your wife?
Pat: You're crazy!
Tiffany: I'm not the one who just got out of that hospital in Baltimore.
Pat: And I'm not the big slut!... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
Tiffany: I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?

I don't have an iPod. I don't have a phone. They don't let me make calls. I'm going to call Nikki.

Pat

Pat: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
Tiffany: I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.

I was a slut. There will always be a part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?

Tiffany

Tiffany: You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I'm starting to think you're the worst.
Pat: Of course you do. Come on, let's go dance.

The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.

Pat

I opened up to you, and you judged me.

Tiffany

You're not a standup guy today, Pat!

Tiffany

Tiffany: You love me?
Pat: Yeah.
Tiffany: Okay.

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Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?

Tiffany

White people cannot bear the thought of sharing this country's infinite abundance with Negroes.

Thaddeus Stevens

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