Rocky: Hey, yo, Mike, whose lock is this? Whose stuff is this in my locker?
Mike: It's Dipper's stuff. It ain't your locker no more.
Rocky: Whatta ya talkin' about it ain't my locker no more? It's been my locker for six years. Where's my gear?
Mike: Mickey told me to bag it. Hang it.
Rocky: You put my stuff on skid row? I been in that locker six years; you put my stuff in a bag on skid row?
Mike: Mickey tells me what to do. I gotta do it, right, Rock?
Rocky: Where is he?
Mike: Working with Dipper. He's in a baaad mood.
Rocky: So am I.

Adrian: I love you.
Rocky: I love you.

[to rocky, after round 1 with Apollo] Keep hitting 'em in the ribs ya see? Don't let that bastard breathe!


What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I had no prime, I had nothin'!


I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?


Cut me, Mick.


What is keeping him up Bill, I dont know.

Fight Announcer

Shut up! Mr Gazzo wants the 200 now.


Rocky: [Rocky is trying to make out with Adrian on their first date] Will you do me a favor? Take off these glasses.
[Rocky takes off Adrian's frumpy glasses, revealing her beautiful eyes]
Rocky: Now take off this hat.
[Takes off her unattractive hat, revealing her dark, lovely hair. Adrian is beautiful and Rocky is appreciative]
Rocky: I always knew you was pretty...
Adrian: [Adrian looks at him, disbelieving] Stop teasing me.

Adrian: It's Thanksgiving.
Rocky: Yea, to you it's Thanksgiving; to me it's Thursday.

Betty Schaefer: Don't you sometimes hate yourself?
Joe Gillis: Constantly.

[narrating] The poor dope - he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.

Joe Gillis

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