SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise's beached!
Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.
Squidward Tentacles: Ew, this place smells awful!

Patrick Star: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick Star: [blocks the sun] Is this better?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Cotton candy.
Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
Squidward Tentacles: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.

Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.

Fish

Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard: Hah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
Plankton: That ain't good.
Patrick Star: They're beautiful.

Mr. Krabs: That pirate's gonna destroy our world!
Squidward Tentacles: Aren't you overreacting a bit?
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like wearing leather.
Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.

Winnie: [on seeing Eggs rubbing his crotch] No!... You don't scratch there in public. That's why they're called
Winnie: privates.

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Winnie: You're the worst pickpocket I've ever seen.
Winnie: Here. Buy a book on how to be a better thief.

[practicing his manners] It's a pleasure too meet you! It's a pleasure too meet you

Eggs

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