Patrick: C minus, ladies and gentlemen! I am below average!
Sam: Below average!
Patrick: Below average!

Welcome to the island of misfit toys.


Bill: You know they say if you make one friend on your first day you'll do good.
Charlie: If my English teacher is the only friend I make today, that'll be sorta depressing.

Charlie: Do you like football?
Patrick: Love it. Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!

Sam: Why do I and everyone I love pick people who treat us like we're nothing?
Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve.

Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam: You can write about us.
Patrick: Call it 'The Slut and the Falcon' make us solve crimes.

Right now we are alive and in this moment I swear we are infinite.


Do you have any idea what a Thompson sub machine gun does to a mortal?

Charley Rakes

Look at you, swanning around like you're Al Capone.

Forrest Bondurant

I'm a Bondurant. We don't lay down for nobody.


This is a war they're waging. You ain't gonna survive.

Sheriff Hodges

Floyd: This is impressive. I respect you, Bondurants.
Jack: You want any more of this stuff?
Floyd: As much as you can bring me

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